A funny story

Once upon a time there was a old man and by old i mean extraordinarily old like this man was 1000 years old he live in avery cringe caravan that was parked on the side of the road it has been there for over 500 years can you believe it well anyway i'm going to tell you about this very old man and his obsession of collecting stamps.

Smash catang bang whooshh where the sounds that keeped going on in the caravan ohhhh damit said the old man everything was just falling down one after the other bang smash kapoof and then suddenly the window popped right open and then everything started blowing right out the window the old man rushed to his big pile of stamps that he had been collecting for decades but he was to late they already had blowing right past his eyes and right out the window. What could have been possibly this intense is what the old man said to himself the old man started saying a bunch of random words that no one could possibly understand then slowly he started falling to the ground as if he was fainting he was lying on the ground for at least 30 minutes before someone noticed him a young lady named margaret quickly called the ambulance and was praying that he would be okay.

1 day later the old man woke up wondering where he was he stood up and started panicking he must of thought something bad was happening margaret was asleep on the chair beside him but then suddenly she woke up the old man was wandering around the hospital screaming out as loud as he could saying where am i what's happening to me. Margret slowly approached the man and started to explain what was happening but as soon as she had finished explaining it the old man just said quietly stamps stamp stamps and then he said loudly WHERE ARE MY STAMPS!!!!! Everyone in the hospital stopped and stared at him they all must have been wondering what was going on margaret handed the old man 3 packets of stamps she found outside his caravan that she thought could have been his but he didn't care about them he was too worried about all his other packets he said to margaret what about my other ones i had at least 100 packets margaret had no response apart from im sorry thats all i saw.

The old man went out of control but meanwhile on the other side of the world there was another old man who had found the stamps floating in the ocean he swam out to get them once he had them he rushed back home and put them outside of the fire hoping they would dry which eventually they did now this old man was could peter and he was only about 700 years old but he was exactly like the other old man who we still haven't found out his name. Peter loved collecting stamps as much as the other old man did but where he lived was in the north pole so it was very very very rare to get stamps over there but one day when peter ran out of paper to start the fire he had no option but to use a packet of the stamps each day peter would have to use a packet to start the fire until eventually he ran out of packets and he didn't even realise it.

So back over to the old man on the other side of the world well all we could say was sadly he passed away so really it was a waste of time coming back and telling you about him but anyway Peter was now very cold everyday with no fire no heat so eventually he passed away as well so really this whole story has been a complete waste of time but i hope you enjoyed it.

Just a random story

One scary night there was a creepy old man walking down the street who look to be a vampire.

He stared at me every step i took  i saw that he rushed into a stamp shop as if he didn't want anyone to know. I followed him all the way thru the shop but suddenly he noticed me I instantly stop hoping nothing would happened I started to carry on walking the opposite way. I turned back around slowly as possible but he was right there as in he was right in front of me! HE started talking in a very strange voice a voice that i’ve never heard before in my life He said something like i  have no option but to kill you…. I screamed as loud as i could but i was so late a night no one called hear me they must of been all asleep so i had to be brave i had to stand up to him. I said why why do u have to kill me? He replied back saying because you know my biggest secret a secret that i would never tell anyone at that stage the only thing on my mind was if i was going to die tonight or not. I started asking what the secret was because i had no idea what he was talking about i only meet him tonight there was no response all he did was shrug his shoulders and kept walking thru the shop as if he was looking for something then suddenly i asked myself where is the shop keeper so i started walking towards the counter until i saw fresh blood all over the floor i kept on walking until i saw the shop keeper lying there dead. This is when i started getting really freaked out but then i wondered why hasn't he killed me already i swear i was saying it inside of my head but somehow he must of read my mind or something he responded saying i need your help that's the only reason you are not dead. Well why would you need my help i only meet you today and know nothing about you….All you need to know is that I need to find this one particular stamp by tonight or else we both die so if you help me find this stamp i'll make sure you survive. It took me a while to think about it but then i decided that i was going to help this creepy old vampire find this strange stamp that he is annoyingly nagging about. I asked him what this stamp looked like the only response i got back was its gold at that point i knew exactly what stamp he was talking about the legendary gold best vampire of the year stamp I asked why he needed this stamp so much… He replied back saying a bunch of words as if he was talking about it story. It's like this one day in the dodgy vampire world there was a competition going on to see who was the best and most powerful vampire was of all time my father peter wizzleburg won that competition and got this legendary stamp which is the one i need to find tonight the enemy that my father was in the competition with was the most selfish vampire of all time he came up to me tonight saying i need that stamp that i should have won along time ago or else your father will die i saw him thru the large bay window tied up around a chair with tape around his mouth and rope around his hand this is why i need to find this stamp so i can save my father and live normal again. All i really said is WOW!!! He didn't reply back all he did was carry on searching for this one stamp. Oh no it got to 12:01 in the morning at the vampire just disappeared all i was thinking about is what happened and where did he go so i sat around the shop for about 1 hour but nothing happened absolutely nothing so i started heading back home and just carried on with my own life even suddenly all i heard was beep beep beep…..

                                                       

                                                      TO BE CONTINUED……

Beep beep beep the beeping carried on and then all of a sudden poof I woke up. At this stage I was so confused with what was going on but then i realised it was all a dream everything that i thought happened that night was a dream ugh what a relief i said to myself and quietly went slowly back to sleep knowing that everything was fine again.

      

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