A funny story

Once upon a time there was a old man and by old i mean extraordinarily old like this man was 1000 years old he live in avery cringe caravan that was parked on the side of the road it has been there for over 500 years can you believe it well anyway i'm going to tell you about this very old man and his obsession of collecting stamps.

Smash catang bang whooshh where the sounds that keeped going on in the caravan ohhhh damit said the old man everything was just falling down one after the other bang smash kapoof and then suddenly the window popped right open and then everything started blowing right out the window the old man rushed to his big pile of stamps that he had been collecting for decades but he was to late they already had blowing right past his eyes and right out the window. What could have been possibly this intense is what the old man said to himself the old man started saying a bunch of random words that no one could possibly understand then slowly he started falling to the ground as if he was fainting he was lying on the ground for at least 30 minutes before someone noticed him a young lady named margaret quickly called the ambulance and was praying that he would be okay.

1 day later the old man woke up wondering where he was he stood up and started panicking he must of thought something bad was happening margaret was asleep on the chair beside him but then suddenly she woke up the old man was wandering around the hospital screaming out as loud as he could saying where am i what's happening to me. Margret slowly approached the man and started to explain what was happening but as soon as she had finished explaining it the old man just said quietly stamps stamp stamps and then he said loudly WHERE ARE MY STAMPS!!!!! Everyone in the hospital stopped and stared at him they all must have been wondering what was going on margaret handed the old man 3 packets of stamps she found outside his caravan that she thought could have been his but he didn't care about them he was too worried about all his other packets he said to margaret what about my other ones i had at least 100 packets margaret had no response apart from im sorry thats all i saw.

The old man went out of control but meanwhile on the other side of the world there was another old man who had found the stamps floating in the ocean he swam out to get them once he had them he rushed back home and put them outside of the fire hoping they would dry which eventually they did now this old man was could peter and he was only about 700 years old but he was exactly like the other old man who we still haven't found out his name. Peter loved collecting stamps as much as the other old man did but where he lived was in the north pole so it was very very very rare to get stamps over there but one day when peter ran out of paper to start the fire he had no option but to use a packet of the stamps each day peter would have to use a packet to start the fire until eventually he ran out of packets and he didn't even realise it.

So back over to the old man on the other side of the world well all we could say was sadly he passed away so really it was a waste of time coming back and telling you about him but anyway Peter was now very cold everyday with no fire no heat so eventually he passed away as well so really this whole story has been a complete waste of time but i hope you enjoyed it.